8/10/2019 Cantico de Cantici della Nutella

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antico de' cantici - Nutella Nutellae: good 'na cifra!

nce upon atime,many, many, many, ma 'na cifra of many years ago, at the beginning of the initiation of the mond, there was the caos.

ne day, God God is the nome d'art of io", God, who was disoccupated, had a folgorant idea and so God created the Nutell. #nd God sawat the Nutell was good, $ery good, $ery $ery good, good 'na cifra.

he mangiation of God was long, &e manged one million of barattols of Nutell sfrutting the fact that God has not a amm that strills if youba( too much Nutell...

nd after this mangiation, God in$ented the )aterClosed *un,the cors in the cabinet,and some Nutell's deri$ates li+e the red bubbons, thean, the cellulit and ceter, and ceter.

fter di which dopodich" he in$ented #damo ed $a and all the paradise and he diss to #damo and $a:ow you ha$e all the /aradise,ou can do e$erything, $ery tutt: you ha$e the permission to eat, to drin+, to +iss, to scop, nothing la$or, nothing a0t, nothing concors of

mpiegats, nothing cod alla post, nothing 1*/2, 13O*.nly $ery oious life:tele$ision, teleno$els,football,mo$iols, process of onday,appell of %uesday, cassaion of )ednesday, and ceter, andeter. 4ou ha$e gratis restaurants, cinemas, theaters, all the /aradise is yours: air-conditioned, autom riscaldament, mo5uette,par5uett,esset, bidet, omelette, eccet, eccet...here's 6ust one thing, remember: in tutt the /aradise 6ust one thing absolutely prohibited.ome, come to me in the giardin dissed God: this is 7the Nocciol , the alber of the Nutell. Only this alber of the Nutell is prohibited, because 1+e the Nutell $ery much, $ery $ery much, much 'na cifra and 1 want all the Nutell, tutt the Nutell for me.7

uring the prim temps, #damo and $a stetter $ery happy.damo said: 7)hat a cool!7 7Cool7 is not in 1talian 7freddo7, no, )hat a cool means 7Che cul7". 7#ll the /aradise is nostr!7

nd e$eryday, ognigiorn, they disco$ered something new.# lot of scoperts, many scoperts,many many scoperts, 'na cifra di scoperts. Oneay the scopert of the hot water, one day the scopert of the spaghettis, one day the cigarettes, and ceter, and ceter.

ut one day, a trist day, a $ery $ery trist day, trist 'na cifra, #damo and $a fecer the scopert of the 9rst colaion.

nd after the scopert of the cappuccin, the scopert of the aranch succ, the scopert of the cornetts, they understood that something wasancant.$a!7 said #damo on't you thin+ that 5ualcos is mancant here, proprio here, 'ncopp this fettecond me7 $a risposed 7'ncopp the fett you ha$e to metter burr and marmelade.7

No, no $a, you +now that the marmelade schif myself.want 'ncopp this fett something $ery particular, $ery $ery particular, particular 'na cifra.)hat do you thin+ about the Nutell7No, #damo you are scording that the ;ignor said that's $ietat!74es, 1 remember, but only a little assaggiation, don't succed nothing!7nd #damo sces in the cortil where the alber of the Nutell was and he pres a small barattol and spalmed the brown cream on the fett andssagged the Nutell. #damo and $a don't ebber the timeto e: you can ta+e the Nutell, no problem, let's prend, prend, but for you is the cacciation out of the /aradise.

ou will ha$e to la$orar with the sudor of your front, you will app the terr, you'll ha$e mal of schien and, li+e this don't bastass, e$erytimeou will mang Nutell, the malediction of the brufols, of the mal of panch, of the cacarel will be cadent on you.7

#l!7 esclaimed #damo 7%han+ you God, than+ you, we don't interess the cacciation dal /aradise, the important is to ha$e the Nutell!

Goodbye! Ciao, ciao!7 #nd so #damo and $a were cacciated and this original peccat and this malediction cadded on lor and on lorscendents, and on the discendents of the discendents.

fact, tutt'ogg, you can $eder in the pubblicity all the raga that per a$er one fett of pan and Nutell they scalan the mountains they stay intend al fredd and al gel and ceter, and ceter.

ut the 9nal pensier of tutti noi is 71t's meglio faticar and so(rir with the Nutell piuttost che the %errestr /aradise sen the Nutell.

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